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Saturday, September 22, 2007

Couple Dating

Whenever you get married you tend to think that this is the end of your dating career, right? I know I did. My wife Mandy is very special to me. We met playing volleyball and if you've ever played sports with me you know that my favorite part of any game is the trash talk. I am of the opinion that any sport would be greatly enhanced by adding bonus points for quick wits rather than just quick reflexes. But this was the second thing that made me fall in love with Mandy (#1 was her smile of course). While she rarely hit a ball I sent over the net she was quick to return every taunt I sent her way. So after only two years I was able to talk her into marrying me. And that should have been it right? WRONG.

Little did I know, the fun had just started. We quickly entered the world of Team Dating. If you're married you know exactly what I'm talking about. If you're single this is what you have to look forward to. But Team Dating is real. I'm not talking about anything freaky. Keep reading and I'll illustrate the point.

The first couple we ever dated we'll call: "The Smiths". Nevermind the fact that this was actually their names. They lived in our apartment complex just after we got married and we got along really well. Just about every night we would have dinner or play games or something fun. If we had some extra food we'd call the Smiths and when they made some dessert they'd call us. Something good happen? Call the Smiths. Need somebody you could trust? Call the Smiths. It was a great relationship. That is until a new couple from Hawaii moved into the complex.

It all began innocently enough. They were new in town and didn't know anybody. The power had just gone out in our complex and it was snowy outside. One thing led to another and before we knew it we all ended up going to the movies together. We found that we really liked this new couple. Not that we didn't like the Smiths any more, this new couple was just different and that was exciting. Pretty soon we would have them over every other night to play board games or have dessert and talk. Each time they came by we could draw the blinds or turn off the ringer to the phone. We were having fun with our new friends but neither Mandy nor I could shake the deep feeling of shame that came with each activity. Let's call a spade a spade.... We were cheating on the Smiths. Of course they caught us eventually. But imagine our suprise when we discovered that the Smiths had been cheating on US with the Hawaiian couple. THOSE TRAMPS!

Now once you have children you can no longer just date couples anymore. You now have to date whole families. It just can't really workout between you and a couple without children. Everytime they want to go to the movies it costs you twice as much because you have to pay for a sitter. Although they claim to, they can't really appreciate the destructive force of children in the home and why there are always toys in the floor. Trust me, we've tried. Ususally it is the couple that will break up with the family. Let's face it, after a few kids it's just hard to be "sexy" anymore.

We are dating a nice family now. Our kids play great together. We exchange meals four times a week. Guess who snapped the picture of us on our family blog... That's right it's the family we're dating. Most nights after all of the kids are in bed, the couple will come over and we play Mario Party 8 on the Wii. Sure we get together with other families but that's not "going steady". It's a really good relationship and I think it will be for quite a while.... that is unless some sleazy family from another tropical island moves in.

*** Note: We love all of our friends.

17 comments:

The Johnston's said...

awwwww....don't worry, we would never cheat on you guys! That is until we move and we kinda have to... But you'll be a hard family to replace that's for sure! :)

Chrystal

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The Johnston's said...

So true Jason, we've had a few caught in the act moments when we lived in Arizona. We were friends with two families who were relatives (siblings) and caused quite a rift because Chrystal and I were chosen over the sibling's family (if that makes sense). We had to "sneak around" to not get caught. I'm glad we're in such a strong "relationship", we love hanging out with you guys and really appreciate all you've done for us. There will always be other families to hang out with, but you guys are always #1.

David

Goodman Family said...

Get a room you guys! LOL

Jason Young said...

I know, it's kinda grossing me out too :)

-Jason

L&M said...

who are you calling sleezy??!!

:)
-emali

Jocelyn said...

Those Hawaiian couples sure can be home-wreckers! I think Grant and I dated other couples a lot more in the university ward than we do now. We're still sort of playing the field, but there will always be a place in our hearts for the not-so-faithful Caulders.

emily a. said...

I am dying Jason. That was so funny.

Tiffany said...

Maybe we could swing with you guys-we sure loved having you over and we love the Johnston's too-maybe we could have a threesome?

Zach 'n' Jack said...

SO TRUE!! I love it. We have a couple that we have been "dating" for a while now, and the other day they stopped by....and low and behold, we were caught red-handed cheating on them! It was hilarious, because the husband gave us the raised eyebrow - you know, like "how dare you!" It was funny after, because that is exactly what we talked about - that we were cheating! - Jackie (glasmann)

XO said...

Tiff sent me to this essay after a comment I made in a post, it is so true and you did a great job! I'm glad to hear it analyzed from a guy's point of view - My friend and I practically had to "set-up" our husbands. We were so afraid they wouldn't like eachother...oh the drama.

Anonymous said...

Have you ever have to "break up" with another couple? How would you do it? "It's not your kids, it's our kids."

The M Family said...

Just a reminder that you need to blog, Jason!

The M Family said...

Not that you are busy or anything...:)

Darin said...

You lousy no good two timing whores! I couldn't help but laugh while I was reading this but isn't it the truth? I always like to make sure I'm at least 2 timing. It's been some years sense I've talked to either you or your wife but I stumbled across this via my sisters blog. Hope you guys are good and well!

Darin B

H-less said...

I love this post. You are a writer. This is Dave Barry Material here. Also loved the nicknames post. Fun to spend a few minutes enjoying your humor. Happy Dating! Carry on!

H-less said...

Oh PS- I scrolled down and saw on an older post the random girl carrie converstaion... and to save you the trouble, I'm a friend of your wife's, although I think we may have met before too. Anyway, I thought this was your family blog..not trying to send you any crazy pics or anything. :)