Saving the world one blog at a time.

I did it.... I decided that the world needed another blog. It's rather ironic that I can't figure out how people have any time to read blogs yet here I am adding to the billions if not trillions of words to read on the internet. I wonder if anybody will even find their way here. So why do I write? Because blogs will save the world, that is if they don't destroy it first.
If you know me, or somebody like me, then you know that I have an opinion about everything. I don't just mean everything though, I mean everything. You want to know what what I think about the rising price of gas? I think it's ridiculous that we have to pay for the oil industry's equipment manlfunction. Why don't they have to take a cut in profits like every other industry? You want to know what I think about football? The 49ers will be back in the playoffs this year or the one after. You want to know what I think about politics? I think that the bipartisan system is the cancer of American government. Let me guess... you didn't want to know any of that. THIS is how blogs are saving the world! You don't want to know this stuff but people like me want to tell you SO badly. We drive you crazy... to the point of insanity. You go out, buy a gun and hold up a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant for all of the game tokens. But through the miracle of blogging I can pretend that you are reading this and I never have to utter a word to you about why it bothers me that people say things like "same difference" instead of "no difference" (that's for a later blog). It feels good. See? I feel so much better having written all of this and you never had to hear a word of it. If you've read this far you're probably very confused or you have a headache by now and I apologize. I promise I'll never post anything this strange again.

-J